What You'll Get
The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon.
$39 for Energy Healing and Oracle Card Reading ($80 Value)
During energy-healing therapy, Elaine Waldner guides clients as they change their thought patterns, find the origins of their pain, or release negative energies such as fear or sadness from their psyche. Additionally, during oracle card readings, clients choose 3–5 cards from several disparate decks, which Waldner lays out on the table and interprets. Though the cards do not tell the future, their meanings can determine how the client should better their life habits, from waking up earlier to no longer chewing tinfoil like it's gum.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.