Like the seedpod of the sacred lotus, golf courses are filled with holes and cause feelings of euphoria when chewed. Achieve golfing transcendence with today's Groupon: for $50, you get two rounds of golf with a golf cart (up to a $90 value) and two large bags of driving range balls (a $10 value) at Henderson Golf Club (up to a $100 total value).

A proud host of several PGA events, Henderson Golf Club presents a scenic and challenging course entwined with lush countryside and running streams. A traditional southern course, the 6,700-yard family of fairways is populated by an abundance of old-growth oak, pine, magnolia, and money trees, deliberately placed to reward straight shooting. Open and scenic, the front nine plays like a traditional links course, and the back nine takes full advantage of the tree-lined setting to intimidate claustrophobic golfers. Rife with wildlife, the course will provide you with an audience of native deer, bald eagles, and the reclusive surviving cast members of The Dukes of Hazzard. The included golf cart will help players travel from tee to tee with limited wear on their ostentatious golf trousers, and the included range balls will help rusty orb whackers find their groove before hitting the fairways.