What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Prevent a lupine eclipse with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a comprehensive eye exam and a $100 credit toward lenses and frames at Hertzog Family Eye Care in Cabot (a $200 value). Dr. James Hertzog and his staff of eye enthusiasts protect and enhance Little Rockers' ocular abilities. The comprehensive eye exam includes a visual field analysis, retina evaluation, and tests to detect more serious eye issues such as glaucoma, cataracts, diabetic eye disease, and excessive eye-patch bedazzlement. Baby blues, teenage teals, and grown-up greens can get themselves decked out with glassy new contact lenses or stylish frames from designers such as Fossil, Izod, and Tommy Hilfiger.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid for contacts. Not valid with insurance. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.