The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but to make it that far, you have to be disguised as baked goods. Order up some culinary camouflage with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of baked goods from Hot Blondies Bakery, a New York–based delivery-only business. Shipping costs are not included.

Hot Blondies delivers steamy, delicious action directly to your tongue with its chunky and chewy taste bombs. Go on a flavor offensive with a six-pack of classic brunettes (fudge brownies, $24) or classic blondies (chunks of chocolate in blonde brownies, $24), or throw caution to the wolves with a Six Mix combo such as two Nutella-hazelnut brunettes, two butterscotch white-chocolate blondies, and a duo of espresso white-chocolate brunettes ($24). If you're feeling obstinately hungry, refuse to choose with the quadruple action of an I Heart Brunettes (one of each brunette, $16) or an I Heart Blondies (one of each blondie, $16) sampler. Gluten-free brunettes are available in six-shooters ($24) and dirty dozens ($45). These completely wheat-free treats are ready to detonate your tongue with all the flavorful fury of their grain-derived counterparts.

Before home delivery, blondies and brunettes were delivered via trebuchet, frequently missing their destination and landing in neighboring castle moats. Today Hot Blondies' orders are fulfilled with the precision of a graphic calculator, greeting any address in the United States with an edible bundle of joy. Mail some delicacies to a cross-country college student or to a deserving self. Upon arrival, the treats will stay fresh and moist for up to a week when stored in an airtight container at room temperature.

Reviews

Six Yelpers and eight Citysearchers give Hot Blondies Bakery a perfect five stars:

• These blondies and brunettes are my favorite things to send to clients or vendors as thank you gifts. They always are received with such excitement, and are absolutely delicious. – blondiemaven, Citysearch
• my fave are the peanut butter chocolate chunk blondies, they are amazing. they make great gifts, the packaging alone makes me want to send them. – jbzacharias, Citysearch