While secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with today's Groupon: for $65, you get three Hypoxi therapy sessions at Hypoxi's Sugarland location (a $187.50 value). (Warning: Site contains nudity of the skin.)
Employing a program developed in Austria, Sugar Land's Hypoxi studio—one of three of its kind in the United States—provides body-shaping fitness sessions with medically designed exercise equipment. Machines are similar to traditional cardio equipment, but outfitted with technology to search and destroy deposits of fat and cellulite. The flab flummoxing Trainer S120 and L250, along with the tub targeting Vacunaut, apply suction and compression to slim legs and flatten abs. Recline peacefully on the Hypoxi-Dermology bed while your skin is massaged and trained into smooth, supple submission.
Hypoxi's studios are airy, clean, and modern, and they are attended by expert staff to help clients achieve the slim, trim physique that turns heads and shimmies easily into abandoned airshafts. Call to schedule an appointment.
- Out of this world amazing! After 12 sessions, I lost 2 kg and a total 23.5cm from all over my body - all of which happened without changing my diet or doing other exercise. – OK magazine
- Very fit people will have to leave their "no pain, no gain" mindset at home as you just get slightly flushed and nowhere near puffed. Going too fast ruins the results so you have to keep it easy. – Olivia Richardson, Oxygen magazine
Hypoxi technology targets the cellulite and stubborn fat deposits that exercise and nutritional adjustments can have difficulty addressing. Specialized systems exist for the legs, stomach, as well as the entire body, using vacuum therapy to apply pressure to the areas' muscles and connective tissues. Switching from low pressure to high pressure over the course of each 20- to 30-minute session can significantly increase circulatory flow and generally contour the area, helping create a more svelte silhouette. This approach is available for men and women, regardless of their age, fitness level, or favorite former U.S. Secretary of Fitness.
Sugar Land Town Square
2178 Texas Dr.
Sugar Land, Texas 77479Get Directions