What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $35, you get admission for two people to a one-hour massage workshop at Integrated Massage Therapy College(a $75 value).
IMTC's experienced staff of sinew soothers demonstrates various therapeutic techniques to aspiring massage maestros during hands-on workshops. Each 60-minute session acquaints amateur kneaders with basic approaches to stress relief, including methods for untangling knotted shoulders, uncoiling tense lats, and freeing digits from chinese finger traps. Using ordinary home furniture such as a chair, instructors show students how to expunge tension from throbbing feet and use special headache treatments to help ease to skull-pounding pressure. Well-lit classrooms equipped with standard massage tables and massage armoires provide a congenial environment for lessons and non-massage-related pats on the back. Workshops take place Thursday evenings as well as on Saturdays and Sundays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Integrated Massage Therapy College
Dedicated to spreading massage and its benefits, the skilled professionals at Integrated Massage Therapy College enlighten their pupils in the ways of knowledgeable kneading. Students and teachers are both available to leave muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet. Integrated Massage Therapy College also dedicates itself to bringing massage to the community by giving chair massages at public events and providing public workshops to help fight the scourge of aching feet and knotted backs.