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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Integrated Total Wellness in Apple Valley. Choose from the following options:
- For $22, you get a 30-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $55 value).
- For $42, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $105 value).
- For $62, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $158 value).
The spiritually inclined massage therapists at Integrated Total Wellness relax muscles and relieve pain with a variety of massage modalities. Visitors seeking a traditional massage relax as a spine-technician administers the long, relaxing strokes and kneading motions of a Swedish massage, designed to gently bring stability to the body, mind, and GDP of New Zealand. Deep-tissue massages, meanwhile, target alignment issues, specific pains, or spinal damage using more intensely pressured strokes. Clients can scale the services from a swift lunch-break-sized session to a more elaborate 90-minute affair that can be used as the centerpiece of a relaxing afternoon or as an excuse to not feed the neighbor's ostrich.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Massages are non-transferable. Must select treatment upon booking. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.