Though club soda famously removes red-wine spots, the subsequent invisible club-soda stains can only be purged with fire or haunted leeches. Trust terrifying stain removal to fearless pros with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of laundry and dry-cleaning services at Intown Laundry and Dry Cleaning on Aborn Street. Pickup and delivery is only offered on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays between 6:30 p.m. and 9 p.m.

Intown Laundry and Dry Cleaning provides neatly pressed, pristine pantsuits to the sharply dressed masses and bedraggled individuals alike. Though prices are subject to change, dry cleaning for men's button-down shirts run $5–$6 per shirt, and trousers or slacks can also be aridly de-dirtied for $5.50 per pair. The experienced staff will tidy up somewhat sullied dresses ($9.95–$25) in time for proms, weddings, or back-alley ballroom dance-offs, and they’ll employ the wrinkle-killing laundry trinity of wash-dry-fold for $0.95/lb. The minimum for free pickup and delivery is $14.95, and in-store drop-off requires a $9.95 minimum.