Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 60-minute couples massage at Island Day Spa (a $150 value).

Using all-natural Aveda body and skincare products, Island Day Spa's licensed aestheticians ease clients' frazzled minds and bodies with a professional pampering. Licensed therapists knead tight muscles from head to toe during 60-minute couples massages, giving couples the chance to relax in stereo. Therapists adhere to a Swedish massage style during the stress-purging session, doling out light, gliding effleurage strokes and deep, circular petrissage motions to help to improve circulation, relieve tension, and find lost remote controls wedged between the tendons. Guests and their significant others sink into pampered slumber side-by-side as back whisperers race to see which client they can lull to sleep first.