Body wraps are best left to professionals, otherwise improperly enveloped forms will end up in the back of the office fridge without a label. Put your stock in expert hands with today's Groupon to Island Tan in Cypress. Choose from the following options:

• For $35, you get one Formostar body wrap (a $99 value).
• For $100, you get three Formostar body wraps (a $242 value).
• For $150, you get five Formostar body wraps (a $385 value).

Island Tan detoxifies the body with calorie-burning, form-whittling Formostar infrared body wraps. During each 50-minute treatment, guests repose beneath a sextet of silicone pads that rest on problem spots such as thighs and hips for women, abdomens and chests for men, and hooves for minotaurs. Patrons control the temperature of their incubating blanket, releasing the desired amount of far-infrared heat that will penetrate the skin's surface. As the mercury of each body's internal thermometer creeps up, bodies may sizzle away between 900 and 1,400 calories, or the equivalent of seven boiling cauldrons of rainbow sprinkles. Most patients require 6–10 sessions to blast away noticeable inches.