Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of salon services at J. Thompson Salons in The Woodlands.

The continually educated stylists of J. Thompson Salons tame tresses with a full battery of luxurious services. Haircuts launch with a sudsy shampoo and a soothing scalp massage before an experienced scissors-wielder artfully snips hair strings and blow-dries them into a face-framing style ($33+ for men; $45+ for women). Add on an all-over conditioning treatment ($15), or treat only your favorite tresses to a pop of color with partial highlights ($65+). Dedicated Rapunzel cosplayers can add on So.Cap hair extensions ($11/swatch of hair). A formal airbrush-makeup session ($100) and a brow shaping ($22) help salon visitors to put their best face forward or bury their cursed face.

J. Thompson Salons woos quick-growing tresses with complimentary fringe trims between appointments. The haircuttery stays open until 8:30 p.m. Tuesday–Thursday, making it an ideal choice for busy or nocturnal clients.