Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a facial or massage at Ja Spa & Fitness in Marcellus (up to a $95 value).

Ja Spa & Fitness vanquishes stress from wearied skins with its massage and facial offerings,which complement the center's comprehensive approach to improved physical health and well-being. Treat tuckered-out mugs to one of five invigorating facials, such as the Ja Spa Signature facial, a 60-minute treatment for all skin types that purges impurities and poorly orbiting satellites with a deep pore cleansing, followed by a massage that tranquilizes without spittle-covered blow darts ($75). The Turbo Lift facial tunes dermal drumheads to their resonant best in a quick, 35-minute treatment ($40), and the 45-minute cocoa enzyme peel helps calm anxious skins plagued with rosacea, inflammation, and acne ($65).

For a full-body pampering procedure, opt for one of five massage options. The hot-stone massage ($95) combines the long, connective strokes of the Swedish massage ($95) and the focused pressure and exhilarated high fives of the deep-tissue massage ($90) with the strategic placement of hot stones for 75 minutes of complete tension taming, and the aromatherapy massage ($75) entices muscles and their more northern nostril cousins. Each massage holds within its ligament-loosening grip the ability to ease aches and improve both the body's circulation and wireless capabilities.