A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $195, you get a consultation and in-office teeth whitening treatment from Dr. Karen Lawitts and Dr. Nancy Yeates (a $640 value).
As members of the American Dental Association, Dr. Lawitts and Dr. Yeates have more 50 years of combined experience, focusing on patient comfort and employing the latest dental techniques and instruments. Their practice emphasizes getting to know their patients, approaching their health holistically before zooming in to their pointy particulars. After the pre-whitening in-depth consultation, the friendly, professional staff will initiate the in-office whitening using the state-of-the-art Sapphire teeth whitening system. The process lasts less than an hour-and-a-half, leaving you plenty of time to run errands and ponder the philosophical significance of the painting Dogs Playing Poker.