A well-rounded diet embraces eats from all the food pyramid's categories, including vegetables, soft rocks, water, and vitamin water. Assemble a complete meal with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of groceries at Kaune's Neighborhood Market in Santa Fe.

In business for more than a century, Kaune's Neighborhood Market stocks fresh produce, prime steaks, fine cheeses, beer, liquor, fine wine, and a host of other grocery and beverage staples. Shoppers can lure monkeys away from a barrel with bananas ($0.69/lb.) or enjoy a readymade meal after picking up a fresh WondeRoast chicken ($6.29). Patrons can savor a creamy after-dinner treat with a pint of Blue Bell ice cream ($2.29) or strive toward a Herculean physique with a 6-ounce container of Dannon greek yogurt ($1.59). Customers can take home a tasty Brooklyn treat with crescent-shaped filled pastries from Erica's Rugelach ($4.99). Kaune's takes special orders from patrons who would like to request particular meats or cheeses that effectively lure raccoons into a rival crew team’s boat.