What You'll Get
Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $179, you get a dental consultation and exam, x-rays, a cleaning, and a Zoom! teeth whitening from Kenneth E. Stoner, DDS, and Associates (up to a $799 value). Today's deal is valid at both the West Broad Street and Meadowdale Boulevard facilities.
Dr. Kenneth Stoner and his smile-savvy staff whitewash fading mouth fences with a bevy of advanced treatments. After a consultation, the dental exam thoroughly combs the teeth to check for cavities and signs of oral disease before the digital x-rays provide instant screen feedback, using no chemicals and less radiation than standard x-rays and substandard gamma bombs. Afterward, the doctor clears stray debris away from the enamel exterior of each ivory palace in preparation for their fresh sparkle (the exam, x-rays, and cleaning are a $230 total value). With the 45-minute Zoom! Teeth-whitening procedure, chompers can go from custard to Casper, lightening by an average of eight shades (a $569 value). In three 15-minute treatments, dental doyens apply bleaching gel and then activate it with a special blue lamp, creating a powerful stain-lifting duo. The process leaves immediate and long-lasting whiteness, so clients can exit the chair practicing a grin that's more radiant than a freshly polished light bulb. Patients found ineligible for Zoom! teeth-whitening during consultation may use $100 toward any other service.
In practice for more than two decades, Dr. Stoner is a dental bigwig who has lectured extensively in the tooth circuit, and was published in the Journal of the American Dental Association. Kenneth E. Stoner, DDS, and Associates offer services in Spanish, Russian, and numb-mouth gibberish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. New patients only. Consultation req'd prior to teeth-whitening procedure. Patients ineligible for teeth-whitening will receive $100 toward any other service. By appt only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.