Unlike peanut butter, applying makeup to your face won't attract wildlife and can actually help lure in a potential love interest. Avoid tongue lashings from woodland creatures with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Mary Kay skincare and cosmetic products from independent consultant Kimberly L. Woodard.

Founded by Mary Kay Ash in 1963, Mary Kay outfits the beauty-seeking masses with high-quality makeup and skincare products. Transform frontispieces with one of Mary Kay's best sellers, such as the customizable, and magnetically refillable, Mary Kay Compact ($18), or send a stern message to free-loading free radicals with the TimeWise Age-Fighting Moisturizer ($22). Mary Kay also offers a variety of cleansers, masks, and toners to unsully skins of all dispositions. For customers sporting Y-chromosomes, a line of men's products combats the effects of aging more effectively than the traditional method of bathing in outdoor beer tubs. In addition to selling beauty goods, Kimberly offers free one-on-one and group classes in skincare essentials and makeup application, as well as home parties within 30 miles of Shreveport.