What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Kneading to Well-Being in Coatesville. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a 50-minute relaxation massage (a $65 value).
- For $45, you get an 80-minute relaxation massage (a $95 value).<p>
Practitioner Diane D’Annibale cultivates the physical and emotional well-being of others through holistic health modalities. All mitigation sessions occur in a toasty room with tranquil music lightly humming in the background. Clients rest on a comfy table as Diane plies backs, necks, shoulders, appendages, and third-eyes, employing a variety of stroke techniques, pressure, and posturing based on the client’s individual issues. Regular massage work carries a number of benefits, including increased energy, ease of chronic pain, and heightened clarity on what to eat for breakfast the next morning.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.