Pastries, like the sun, boast properties that allow them to rise and brighten everyone's morning. Swallow sunshine with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of kolaches, sandwiches, and drinks at Kolache Rolf's, with locations on Longmire and on Texas Avenue in College Station.

Kolache Rolf's stuffs puffy pastries with warm, gooey fruit and spiced meats to create treats that stay true to the Czech tradition. One glance at the menu sets tummies a-rumbling with the promise of 23 varieties of kolaches, including breakfasty infusions of bacon and cheese ($1.19) and slovacek sausage and cheese ($1.89) alongside more traditional blends of cream cheese, apricot, and poppy seed ($0.99). Diners delight over chicken-salad-stuffed sandwiches ($4.50), whose hearty innards can be washed down by slurps of broccoli-cheese soup or squirts from shampoo bottles filled with tortilla soup (both $2.99).

The interior at Rolf's sports a kitschy, pig-themed décor, inspired by the owner's childhood pig, who loved kolaches and pig-themed restaurants. Rolf's also offers catering service for those wishing to chomp on their Groupon's fruits outside the College Station locations.