Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is adequately fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon to Komala Therapeutic Massage in Rio Rancho. Choose one of the following options:

• For $240, you get six one-hour massages (a $480 value).
• For $65, you get a one-hour couple's massage ($130 value).
• For $40, you get a one-hour massage of your choice ($80 value).

Komala Therapeutic Massage is a studio that specializes in massages customized to meet the needs of each individual client. Komala's certified staff of expert knot-pummelers consults with each individual to thoroughly heal or pamper in kind. Today's six-massage package empowers customers to use massage as a long-term wellness treatment and sample different styles to explore which is most compatible with their needs and character sheet. Try a therapeutic massage, a tension-taming treatment that employs midlevel pressure to relieve achy skeleton wrappers, or a sports massage to improve motion and muscle output. Deep-tissue massage and blended treatments (a combination of Swedish and deep-tissue techniques) are also available to melt away muscle maladies and blast shoulder boulders, lulling beguiled backs into a blissful, dreamlike state of Elysian stupor. The couple's massage rejuvenates both parties: Each gets an individual room and emerges jointly relaxed––the perfect way to guard against relationship stresses, such as changing light bulbs or toilet training the chinchilla.