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Reviewed November 14, 2011
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What You'll Get
While essential in the construction of suspension bridges and prime time television series, tension is best kept out of the human body. Get rid of corporeal cliffhangers with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Krystal Gann Massage (a $65 value). Specializing in chronic pain and overall relaxation, licensed massage therapist Krystal Gann soothes stressed muscles and returns clients to stable, serene states. A former massage therapy instructor, Krystal employs her years studying the secret arts of comfort conjuring to unwind knotted backs during hour-long Swedish massages. This modality applies cooperative pressure to surface-level muscles, kneading them against deep-seated muscle and bone to create a form of musculature team building more effective than tendon trust-falls and sinew scavenger hunts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.