Poetry would be entirely composed of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Say what meter and rhythm cannot with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of homemade baked goods and more at L&M Sweets & Treats Café.

L&M Sweets & Treats delights dessert devotees with its from-scratch flavors, using only real cream, butter, and other quality ingredients in handcrafted confections. Chomp into an authentic, blissful brick of fresh fudge ($11 per lb.) available in flavors such as maple vanilla, peanut butter, and chocolate pecan, or politely munch its moist chocolately brother, the brownie ($2), available in flavors such as un-broccoli. For the cake-inclined, L&M ameliorates antislicers with its red-velvet, chocolate-peanut-butter, and other tempting cupcakes ($1.50 each, $17 for a dozen), and slices are on hand for unrelenting fork fanatics ($3 per slice).

Unsweet teeth can defect from sugary sustenance for any of the rest of the shop's kitchen-borne bites, including sandwiches ($3.75–$5.50), wraps ($5.50), and breakfast fare ($0.80–$3.25) before perusing sweet giftables such as custom-arranged candy bouquets––a more delicious alternative to bunches of flowers, or vases filled with nacho cheese.