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What You'll Get
Like the collected works of Henry Miller, toxins are easy to acquire, uncomfortable to have, but difficult to get rid of. Evacuate volumes of toxins with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a 60-minute reflexology treatment and a 30-minute ionized footbath at L Thomas Massage in Burlington (a $75 value).
The certified reflexologist at L Thomas Massage harmonizes the body through relaxing reflexology treatments and detoxifying footbaths. Reflexology implements the feet as a biological remote control, gently applying pressure to specific nerve zones which are said to be mapped to correspond to organs, glands, and MAS*H reruns. Thumbs and fingers gently prod the feet and hands to transmit therapeutic reflex impulses that aim to unite the body, alleviate tension, and minimize headaches. Following the one-hour tune-up, patients dip their hind paws into an 18-inch tub filled with warm water and an ionizer. Customers may watch a movie or check email as the ionized water pulls toxins from pores like a fifth grader pulls a cheat sheet from his galoshes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About L Thomas Wellness
Owner Lori Thomas offers a diverse assortment of alternative therapies to calm, harmonize, and detoxify the body. The certified reflexologist activates healing through pressurized touch of the face and feet. During the center's raindrop therapy sessions, nine pure essential oils that are dropped gently onto the spine and lightly massaged to sooth potentially surly sinews.