What You'll Get
As anyone who has accidentally called his or her boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,990, you get a LASIK procedure on both eyes at LASIK Specialist LLC Indianapolis (a $4,000 value). The initial consultation and pre-op exam will be performed at offices on 1st Street in Carmel and on Georgetown Road in Indianapolis. The LASIK procedure will occur at the office on North Meridian Street in Indianapolis.
Dr. Martin E. Burger sharpens eyesight to a fine point on a whetstone of medical treatments. He brings the cumulative experience of more than 69,000 procedures to each LASIK appointment, so patients can rest easy knowing that their seeing spheres are being gently cupped in the hands of a professional. Over the course of an initial consultation, surgery, and postsurgery consultation, peepers can escape the stifling grip of astigmatism, farsightedness, nearsightedness, or dogsightedness, the crippling inability to recognize objects that aren't dogs. The actual surgery takes about 5–10 minutes per eye, during which time the cornea is reshaped to predetermined specifications.
Groupon holders found not to be suitable candidates for the procedure will receive a full refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Must schedule appointment by 4/4/12. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LASIK Specialists
Dr. Martin E. Burger of LASIK Specialists has performed more than 69,000 successful LASIK procedures. He and his team do not take their patients' trust lightly, which is why every procedure is preceded by an in-depth consultation with the doctor, rather than a consultant or a salesperson. This is to assure each patient that they are in the hands of professionals who want to provide them with individualized care and attention they deserve.