Putting your best face forward sometimes requires making your second-best face disappear in an unfortunate "accident." Create the perfect alibi with today's Groupon to Lasting Perfection in Ajax. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a pineapple-extract facial (a $120 value).
• For $75, you get a lotus-flower medical peel (a $275 value).

The medical aestheticians at Lasting Perfection pamper facial terrain with aromatic and eco-friendly skincare products. During a pineapple-extract facial, mugs cool out under nourishing enzymes, Maui-esque nutrients, and yam extracts that stimulate cellular activity and improve poker faces. The included milk mask swathes visages in a rich emollient infused with antioxidants to heal photo damage and hormonally imbalanced skin. Alternatively, clients can explore plant-stem-cell technology with a medical-grade lotus-flower peel that curtails fine lines, wrinkles, and frozen gurns by removing cellular buildup and encouraging skin regeneration. Lotus-flower root safely penetrates dermal layers to target large pores, rosacea, acne, and age spots. Though both treatments address specific types of skin damage, Lasting Perfection's adept aestheticians can customize each one-hour session to suit any face or vainglorious cheesecloth.