Perfecting a chewing technique requires years of gnawing on Honus Wagner baseball cards and decades-old baseball gum. Show off your flawless chomp with today’s healthy Groupon to Leaf Organics. Choose between the following options:

• For $59, you get a three-day Detox/Weight Loss box (a $125 value), plus a one-time 20% discount at Leaf Organics’ restaurant.
• For $85, you get one week of Luscious Living Foundation food boxes (a $175 value), which include two meals and one fermented or veggie-juice drink per day, plus a one-time 20% discount at Leaf Organics’ restaurant.
  
  

Spurred by the eco-friendly designs and culinary imagination of chef Rod Rotondi, Leaf Organics doles out healthy-living food boxes brimming with high-quality raw, organic, and vegan cuisine. Kick-start the New Year with a three-day Detox/Weight Loss box filled with fresh, nutrient-rich beverages and fare that helps to naturally purge physiques of toxins, impurities, and swallowed bubblegum. Day one flushes inner waterways with four liquid beverages, including the Got Greens juice blended with spinach and cucumber, and day two reintroduces the digestive tract to solids, such as the hale kale salad with avo. Day three ends the waste-eradicating plan with a feast of congratulatory goodies, including kombucha and a raw wrap or a trophy filled with burgers. As the natural-food detox shuffles impurities out of the organ sack, cleansers may experience an increase in alertness, mood, and weight loss, which can be kept up with a one-time 20% discount on any cuisines or beverages at Leaf Organics’ restaurant on the day you redeem your Groupon.

Alternatively, the Luscious Living Foundation food box helps balance clients’ diets with one week worth of organic meals carefully selected from Leaf Organics’ raw food offerings, including raw wraps, raw vegan burgers, salads, raw specialities such as rawsagna and pad thai, fermented drinks, and veggie juices. Packed with 3.5 days worth of raw and vegan fare each, two boxes of goodness can carry mac ‘n’ cheese crafted with kelp noodles, and probiotic tonics of coconut-water kefir. Whether taking up healthy eating as a New Year’s resolution or vowing to burn every out-of-the-way grocery store to the ground, noshers can conveniently pick up their food boxes or, for an additional fee, have them delivered.