Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. Gussy up your closet contents with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning services at Liberty Cleaners. This Groupon is valid at the locations in Burnaby and Coquitlam.

Liberty Cleaners restores dingy clothes to a pristine state using earth-friendly practices and the expertise of a seasoned staff. These professional garment groomers first apply eagle eyes to every dress ($20.95+), two-piece suit ($27.90), and pair of pants ($10.95) in their care, inspecting for almond-butter stains and skillfully addressing each one they find. Vestments undergo a thorough rehabilitation facilitated by gentle, eco-friendly fabric cleaners, and an intervention in which socks confront blouses on messy behaviour. Liberty offers 24-hour drop-off service and same-day shirt service for clothes brought in by 9:30 a.m. ($3.95 each for laundering). Liberty also provides reusable green garment bags and requires staff members to complete an hour of spruce hugging each week ($15.99).