Picasso once said, "Nothing is certain but death and taxes," and now that most people are living forever due to residual radiation from the Icarus Device, it's really only taxes that are unavoidable. Tackle a necessary evil without relying on your father to fill out the requisite forms with today's Groupon: for $59, you get up to $180 worth of tax services at Liberty Tax Service. Walk-ins are welcome, and you can choose between locations in Iowa City or Coralville. This Groupon is not valid for Liberty Tax Service's online services.
Liberty Tax Service's tax wizards prepare taxes with speed and accuracy, and they back up their work with a money-back guarantee. Knowing self-prepared taxes can lead to costly mistakes and mid-April cases of number-induced numbness, Liberty's taxologists assemble the most accurate and largest return so law-abiding citizens can personally mail it to the IRS to ensure on-time receipt. If an error results in penalties or interest, Liberty will reimburse the jilted bank account and sky-write an apology. And if terrified taxpayers find themselves in an IRS audit, Liberty centurions will attend the audit and explain how the return was prepared and where the globules of barbecue sauce came from.
Because everyone's tax situation is as unique as their fingerprint or favorite Cher song, the cost of tax preparation will vary. Talk to one of Liberty's professionals to help determine the costs; if services exceed the $180 value of your Groupon, you can pay the difference directly to Liberty Tax Service.