Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a one-night stay for two, two shuttle tour passes, a savings book, and three food and entertainment vouchers at Lincoln Motor Inn (up to a $130 total value) in Niagara Falls.

Lincoln Motor Inn satisfies wanderlust with comfortable accommodations just minutes from Niagara Falls. A one-night stay (up to a $120 value) bunks heads in two queen-size beds (or one queen bed with a sitting area) and envelops bodies in three-piece baths, individual climate controls, and satellite TV with free in-room movies such as Ernest Stays at Lincoln Motor Inn. Two shuttle passes put guests aboard a tour departing every half hour to the many nearby attractions, including Niagara Falls, Fallsview Casino, and the vibrant Clifton Hill area filled restaurants and entertainment. A savings booklet enhances opportunities to enjoy the area with $120 in discounts and keeping pockets from turning inside out. Vouchers for both Mario's Eastside Italian Eatery and Outback Steakhouse add extra nosh to meals. Guests will also receive a $10 game card at Dave and Busters. Back at the hotel, wayfarers plunge into the heated outdoor pool and whirlpool, or plunge into virtual waters with free wireless Internet connection. Guests can start the day with Lincoln Motor Inn's breakfast buffet for an additional $5.99.