What You'll Get
According to The Iliad, live theater was invented when a group of Achaeans, disguised as a large wooden horse, surprised their Trojan audience with a stirring performance of Hamlet. As today's Groupon proves, the military tactic blossomed into an art form that continues to evolve. For $49, you get four private, half-hour acting, voice, or piano lessons at Lopez Studios in Reston. You must select a single discipline for all four lessons, and the lessons must be scheduled on consecutive weeks.
At Lopez Studios, students can hone musical and acting abilities in a supportive environment that focuses on developing character, integrity, discipline, and service. Baby hams who've given stirring performances in school nurses’ offices and soccer games can learn to tame and temper their thespianship with a few one-on-one acting lessons, while the piano and voice programs will expose students to a wide range of musical styles, such as classical, jazz, pop, R & B, gospel, and post-chillwave woodcore bossa-nova. Lopez Studios' expertly trained staff follow set achievement guidelines and prepare students for higher achievement goals with attentive one-on-one instruction that can't be replicated with lessons via choppy web video conferencing or 19th-century telegraph. Additionally, voice and piano lessons use an effective Round the World Rotation Sequence teaching method that allows students to discover their individual interest through an eclectic musical curriculum.
In the future, theatrical and musical performances will be performed by scat singing in binary code, rendering them both accessible for intelligent robots and easily replicated by Hallmark greeting holograms. Until then, let Lopez Studios help the budding performers in your life develop tantalizing talents that will prove handy for wowing Broadway audiences and earning term-paper extensions from college professors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid for ages 4 and up. Limit 1 discipline per package. Lessons must be scheduled for consecutive weeks. Not valid with other offers or toward tuition payments. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.