Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning and laundry delivery services from Luv Mobile Laundry. This Groupon is valid for pick-up and delivery within a 25-mile radius of zip code 32250.

Luv Mobile Laundry’s drivers transport clothing and household fabrics from customers’ homes or businesses to professional area cleaners, returning most items within 36 hours. Staff members collect soiled garments, such as pants and shirts ($5.50 including pick-up, delivery, and cleaning), and place them in the hands of partner dry cleaners or launderers, exhibiting as much care as a man with size 16 shoes tightrope-walking for the first time. Patrons can also request that their duds get whisked to a favorite dry cleaner for an additional fee ($7.99 one-way, $15 for both pick-up and delivery), ensuring familiar faces greet shy dresses ($8.50) and socially awkward coats ($8.50–$12). Freshly washed drapes ($15) return to their owners in prime window-accenting condition, and Luv Mobile Laundry guarantees customer satisfaction on all services. Clothing with beads, tassles, or the ability to shoot lasers may incur extra charges.