Today's Groupon slow-stirs you plenty of Maggie Moo's sweet, frozen dairy delights. For $5, you get $10 worth of the ice cream of your choice mixed with your heart's desires at Maggie Moo's Ice Cream and Treatery in Aurora. The friendly flavorgods of dairyjoy become your pawns at Maggie Moo's, where you design the perfect scoop with whatever candies, treats, nuts, plastic army men, or berries you want with your base of creamy deliciousness.
Possible flavors include exotic ice creams such as eggnog, espresso bean, Cinnamoo bun, better batter, cheesecake, pumpkin pie, and pistachio, as well as traditional dark chocolate and vanilla. Mix in strawberries, Reese's cups, walnuts, cookie dough, brownies, and more for a sugar high that will help you vibrate at the frequency that will enable you to read your grandmother's handwriting. With one mix-in, prices start at $2.89 for a cup, a pint starts at $4.89, and a quart at $6.95; additional mix-ins cost more. If such radical freedom leaves you paralyzed by indecision, try one of Maggie's signature Fresh Escapes.
Take the Toffee Plunge (Cinnamoo ice cream with Heath bar, chocolate flakes, and caramel) or the Strawberry Skydive (strawberry ice cream with Oreos, strawberries, and fudge). Get hopped enough to beat Space Invaders with a scoop of Peanut Butter Galaxy (chocolate ice cream with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Reese's Pieces, and peanut butter), where peanut butter explodes into a heavenly supernova of yum. Bring your sweet little sis, monster, or skeet-shooting coach, and grab hold of such mouthwatering scientific innovations as ice cream cupcakes ($8.99 per four-pack) and unconscious dream cakes ($19.99+).
Contrary to popular belief, eating ice cream is in no way immoral. Though some may accuse you of playing fast and loose with your ice-cream flavors, you're fulfilling the liberty that America's founding fathers fought for by taking control of your god-given tasty treats back from a faceless ice-cream empire. Each of Maggie Moo's friendly employees has a human face, and they are pleased to acquiesce to your revolutionary flavor-combo demands.
Reviewers on ABC 7 A-List give Maggie Moo's great ratings:
I Scream, You Scream
Maggie Moo’s is a real discovery for ice cream lovers who are tired of the antics of eccentric competitor Frosty Treat Pete, an independent purveyor of homemade ice cream whose idiosyncrasies often bewilder customers. Unlike Frosty Treat Pete, Maggie Moo will never:
- Offer you an ice cream cone in your bedroom at 7 in the morning
- Invent flavors such as Telepathic UFO Crunch and Chocolate Chip In My Head
- Suggest a butter-pecan-based alternative to the gold standard on Public Access Television
- Fish a tooth out of your birthday sundae without taking off his fingerless gloves
- Disappear into the mist near the railroad tracks
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