Though a mind is a terrible thing to waste, a body is much harder to replace with a chatbot. Care for your hardware with today’s Groupon to Massage Couture. Choose between the following options:

• For $32, you get a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $65 value).
• For $39, you get a 45-minute deep-tissue massage of the back, neck and shoulders (an $85 value).
  
  

Tawana Bennett, Massage Couture’s massage-therapist-in-chief, tackles muscular pains with an extensive repertoire of massage techniques. After lying across a plush massage table, clients can allow their minds to wander while the therapist’s deft hands work their way across aching skinscapes. Like the elevators inside the Statue of Liberty, the soothing strokes of the one-hour relaxation massage glide up and down the entire length of the body. The light-to-medium pressure of this style is meant to relieve muscle tension, instill a sense of calm, and alleviate pressure from head-butting a computer for hours on end. Meanwhile, deep-tissue massages focus finger pressure on the back and shoulders, untying tightly wound muscular knots with 45 minutes of vigorous kneading. The result is a more therapeutic session that’s better suited to treating injuries and chronic pain.