Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, but they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so that the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion: for $49, you get a 90-minute customized massage at Massage Envy Hoover at The Grove (a $114 value for non-members, $57 for members). This location offers the regenerative properties of various varieties of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. The 90-minute session includes 10 minutes for dressing time and a consultation with the therapist to ensure utmost customization.

Massage Envy's certified body therapists are highly trained to ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner stress through a treatment that caters to each client's needs and may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer long, gliding strokes for muscular soothing and improved circulation, whereas deep tissue focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person, and a sports massage provides tension relief and injury prevention for an athlete's body.

Massage is as necessary to a happy organ carrier as tea is to an empty mug and can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. For first-time visitors to Massage Envy, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.

This Groupon is not valid for Signature Services, including Hot Stone Envy and ProHeat.

Reviews

Though the Birmingham Massage Envy does not yet have many reviews, Google Mappers and six Judy's Book reviewers give Massage Envy in Virginia Beach a perfect five-star average.

• I just became a member at massage envy last month, and I've been three times so far! The customer service is unmatched; everyone is really friendly, and the massages are great too! – Amber, Google Maps
• I just received the best massage I ever had. – hykgdanes, Google Maps