A surplus of stress leads to poor health by weakening immune systems and sending blasts of steam billowing out of ear canals. Avoid the stress of triggering emergency sprinklers with this Groupon.

$35 for Massage Package (Up to an $89 Value)

• 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage 
• 15-minute HydroLuXe massage

Clients spend the first 10 minutes of their 60-minute massage consulting with massage therapists. Following the initial massage, clients repose on the HydroLuXe water-powered massage table, where two jets apply steady pressure to the muscles on their clothed bodies. Clients can adjust the water pressure with a personal control to achieve light pressure or to mimic the feeling of hugging a geyser.

For $40, Groupon customers can add a standard facial to revivify visages (up to a $74 value).