A surplus of stress leads to poor health by weakening immune systems and sending blasts of steam billowing out of ear canals. Avoid the stress of triggering emergency sprinklers with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a massage package at MassageLuxe in Novi (up to an $89 total value). The package includes the following:

• A one-hour massage (up to a $74 value)
• A 15-minute HydroLuxe massage (up to a $15 value)
  
  

MassageLuxe’s team of therapists soothes weary backs during one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, and prenatal rubdowns. During Swedish massages, therapists treat muscles to long, smooth strokes and gentle gliding in circular motions coupled with massage lotion or oil that keeps the hour as frictionless as a debate with a stick of butter. The slower strokes of deep-tissue massages channel increased pressure to help relieve chronic muscle pain and reform repeat slouchers by helping fix postural issues, whereas prenatal massages relieve aches in the backs of persons with a person on their person.

After an hour of manual frame cosseting, clients repose on the HydroLuxe water-powered massage. Two jets bombard the clothed bodies of guests, who adjust water pressure with a personal control to achieve light pressure or to mimic the feeling of hugging a geyser.

MassageLuXe’s new FaceLuXe spa, available inside every location, is offering a standard facial with this Groupon for an additional $40 (a $74 value). The facial must be booked on the same day as your massage.