Hamburgers are modeled after Victorian-era architecture, a style known for its sesame-seed-dusted roofs, flowing lettuce curtains, and meat everywhere. Feast ornately upon a well-formed feeding frenzy with today’s Groupon to McGuire’s of New Orleans. Choose between the following:

• For $7, you get 10 wings and a pitcher of beer (a $15 value).
• For $10, you get $20 worth of Cajun fare and burgers. Entrees are $8–$13.95, and this option is not valid for alcohol.

McGuire’s menu teems with zesty wings, hearty stuffed burgers, and seafaring Cajun platters complemented by a lineup of 36 on-tap brews. Wing-nibblers can wrap phalanges around fliers dressed in either hot-and-spicy Camp Street Fire or sweet Bywater Barbecue sauces. Patty craftsman cram a half-pound of fresh-ground beef full of gooey cheeses to create a trio of deep-fried or flame-grilled stuffed burgers. The Bayou burger packs bacon, cheddar, and pepper-jack cheese under a layer of barbecue sauce, and the Cajun burger smuggles hot sausage in its patty to circumvent laws against deliciousness. Diners can also dive into a septet of seafood platters, including catfish, shrimp, and oysters. More than 25 sports channels beam from the restaurant’s six high-definitions TVs so visitors can keep tabs on all major amateur-tobogganing leagues at once.