What You'll Get
In order for the pen to be mightier than the sword, it must be filled with protein powder, many tiny swords, or love. Opt out of gimmicks and arm yourself with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-month temporary membership to Memorial Health & Lifestyle Center (an $80 value).
Memorial Health & Lifestyle Center strengthens bone abodes with its full line of muscle-molding amenities. Gregarious cardio cavorters can perspire in good company with one of Memorial's free fitness classes, such as yoga, spinning, step, and low-impact, aqua-inspired Poolates. Solo sweaters can keep tickers tocking with spells on a variety of cardio equipment or laps around an indoor track lined with a body-coddling energy-return surface. After pumping periodic elements of varying atomic weights, body bulkers can decompress in the whirlpool, dry sauna, or warm-water therapy pool. The full-service facility also houses a four-lane, 25-yard lap pool and solid-ground courts for a variety of ball-based endeavors. Likewise, pre- and post-perspiration, guests can suit up and suit down in the wood-lined locker rooms equipped with showers, hygienic products, and hair dryers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Must activate membership by 5/31, expires 1 month from activation date. New clients only. Not valid toward fee based classes, amenities, programs or parking. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.