$35 for a 60-Minute Massage at Midwest Massage

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Vicky R. · 18 reviews TOP REVIEWER
April 24, 2013
Great massage. Highly recommend aches or sore muscles,


Kara M. ·
January 22, 2013
I bought this for my husband. He said he got the best deep tissue massage here ever!


Margaret L. · 6 reviews TOP REVIEWER
June 6, 2012
I feel as though my concerns were listened to and addressed. I have gone for another massage and will continue.

What You'll Get

While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute massage at Midwest Massage in Southwest Sioux Falls (a $70 value). This Groupon can be used for your choice of the full-body relaxation massage or the deep-tissue massage. Midwest Massage is closed on Sundays.

During your blissful 60-minute transformation into human dough, Midwest Massage's friendly, experienced owner and therapist, Sheldon Haas, will manipulate your muscles until they are as stress-free as a Hawaiian-print chaise lounge. Settle sweetly on the massage table and enjoy a full-body relaxation massage that addresses all of your problem areas and frees your body's joie de vivre from the stress, aches, and vague, nameless dreads that have buried it alive for so long. The deep-tissue massage goes beyond surface tension to address truly troubled muscles and connective tissue, using direct pressure and friction across the grain of your musculature. This massage can effectively relieve chronic pains—improving circulation, decreasing inflammation, and working out all your knots, be they Gordian or Don.

Massage is as necessary to the happiness of an organ-bearing human as a little hat is to the happiness of an organ-grinding monkey. Show your muscles and ligaments that you're the kindest, sweetest, bestest best friend in the world with a thoughtful bouquet of professionally trained therapist fingers, courtesy of today's Groupon to Midwest Massage.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Midwest Massage

For more than 20 years, Midwest Massage owner Sheldon Haas has been using his hands to help heal and relax clients by providing services backed by an average of 30 hours of continuing education each year. Beyond employing Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to thwart pain and tension, he uses his experience working for the Avera Mckennen Hospital and Wellness Center and Midwest Orthopedic Center to help correct chronic and difficult issues. Medical or ortho massage is one of his specialties and targets specific problem areas by working down through individual layers using a blend of deep tissue, myofacial release, and range of motion restoring methods. Whatever style of massage you choose, Sheldon takes care to customize each service to your individual preferences, listening carefully for cues to your desired level of pressure and softly reciting your favorite Walt Whitman poems entirely from memory.

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