Like pizza dough, muscles in the human body must be expertly kneaded and stretched before being smothered with cheese. Give your body a dairy-free treat with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a one-hour massage from Mike Blackmore, LMT (a $65 value).

Experienced massage therapist Mike Blackmore specializes in relieving repetitive stress damage and rehabilitating injured athletes. Using nationally recognized therapeutic techniques, this muscle maestro composes treatment plans specific to the needs of each client, creating harmony between body and mind. Clients can sit forward and relax in Mike’s massage chair, where they may experience improved circulation, postural awareness, and flexibility. As during evenly matched rounds of strip tic-tac-toe, clothes stay in place during the seated massage, so there are no messy oils to wash off afterward.