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Advanced Therapeutic-Massage Package or Couples Massage Workshop at Miracle Health Network (60% Off)

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Experienced staff whisks away aches & pains via therapeutic massages & couples hone stress relief skills in massage workshop

Massage is a time-honoured method of alleviating stress, as is the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today’s Groupon to Miracle Health Network. Choose between the following options:

  • For $59, you get a 90-minute advanced therapeutic-massage package (a $149 value) that includes the following:
  • Advanced therapeutic massage
  • Two 10-minute T-Zone workouts
  • 15 minutes in an infrared sauna
  • 10-minutes on the Chi machine<p>
  • For $99, you get a three-hour couples advanced therapeutic-massage workshop (a $249 value).


Miracle Health Network’s cadre of ache-erasing professionals imbues weary bodies with renewed vitality via therapeutic massages and body treatments. During the 90-minute advanced therapeutic massage, therapists use varied techniques—including myofascial release, deep-tissue massage, and Swedish massage—to loosen up shoulders stiff from carrying back packs filled with cans of Mountain Dew. Once neck cricks have been evicted, patrons sweat through a pair of 10-minute sessions on the T-Zone machine whose oscillating vibration platform prompts muscle contractions that facilitate quick yet potent workouts. Fifteen-minutes of serene sitting amid the balmy air of an infrared sauna prompts skin to sprout a patina of perspiration that aids in expunging toxins and heavy metals. Treatments conclude with 10 minutes of spinal undulation on a Chi machine that can oxygenate subcutaneous cells while helping to increase blood flow and lymphatic drainage. Bodies cartwheel out of their appointments sporting a revamped corporeal alignment that renders physiques as agile and serene as a meditating cat.

Alternatively, couples can hone their stress relief prowess during a three-hour advanced therapeutic-massage workshop helmed by one of Miracle Health Network’s gurus. During the session, duos learn techniques that aid in easing collective muscular tension acquired from two-person saw contests. Participants can chuck toothsome snacks into one another’s mouths, and a packet of course materials can be taken home to jog sluggish memories.

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Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services. Learn about Strike-Through Pricing and Savings

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