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Toting tables, massage oils, and mollifying music, Mobile Massage El Paso transports tranquility to the soothing confines of your home, office, or secret garden. Chocolate-covered strawberries, candles, and rose petals help set the mood for the side-by-side muscle melting of a couples' massage or an aromatherapy massage. Mobile's licensed massage therapists boast more than two decades of kneading knowledge to appease a variety of aches and pains that, like teenage sea monkeys, have turned out ungrateful and attention-seeking.