What You'll Get
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$999 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments ($2,000 Value)
During the 40-minute treatment, Dr. Tannenbaum directs the Zerona laser over targeted areas, typically a combination of the waist, hips, and thighs. The procedure utilizes an erchonia cold laser, which liquifies subcutaneous fat as it's released from cells. Adipose cells then shrink, excreting excess mass into intracellular space before the body's lymphatic system ushers the fat into outer space.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Monroe Cardiology LLC
Dr. Alan Tannenbaum spent 23 years of his career as a cardiology professor at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey's Robert Wood Johnson Medical School. His extensive teaching experience prepared him to open his own private practice and put his skills to practical use. To aid him as he treats heart patients and administers elective procedures, he has hired a small staff, whom he selectively chose by single-elimination Twister games.