What You'll Get
- Make sure Mom gets heard with The Mom-A-Phone
Print out the voucher for free, follow the instructions to roll it into The Mom-A-Phone, and never go unheard again.
You asked your kids to take out the garbage, but three days later it’s covered in cobwebs and starting to smell. It’s the age-old problem—children are tiny, and so are their ears. Try this experiment: plug your own ears with your fingers, so there’s barely any space around them for sound to get in. How well you can hear? That’s about as much sound as the average 7- to 15-year-old youngster can register with their still-growing ears. Childhood is full of trials.
Groupon’s new innovation, The Mom-A-Phone, helps Moms make sure their message is heard while cutting down on avoidable punishments for neglected chores. The conical amplification system fits comfortably in front of the mouth, turning up the volume on Mothers’ voices so instructions can fight through tiny ears clogged by sound-dampening ossicles, ensuring that requests will never be missed again. Moms delight in being heard, and kids feel relief after finally having direction in their lives.
The Fine Print
Limit 1 per person. Groupon is solely responsible for letting you know that this is all just a joke and none of these rules actually matter. Just go nuts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.