Aching muscles can't just be wished away, it takes a talented massage therapist to carefully rub the afflicted area, releasing the genie trapped inside so the genie can wish them away. Soothe battered bodies and skip the ironic consequences of poorly worded wishes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage at Motive 8 Health Studio on K Street (an $80 value). Motive 8 Health Studio is a hip new studio, but Dr. Allison Hill and her team have been therapeutically kneading sore tissue into submission for 16 years. The one-hour massage combines a medley of massage techniques, including myofascial release, trigger-point therapy, deep tissue, Swedish, and—in rare circumstances—the battle-ax beat down of Norwegian massage. By mixing and matching techniques, Dr. Hill is able to bring a Franken-massage to life that addresses each client's individual needs and knots. You'll also receive 10% off a follow-up massage if you pre-book when you redeem your Groupon.