What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a basic carpet cleaning in three rooms up to 300 square feet each from Mr. Steamer (a $120 value).
The professional carpet-cleaning technicians at Mr. Steamer design personalized services to freshen unsightly patches of floor fur in southeast Pennsylvania. Their exclusive Oxy-H2O cleaning compound effectively relieves ground toupees of dirt, stains, and harmful particles such as pollen and miniature landmines set in place by colonies of sub-sofa invaders. In addition to the natural, non-toxic compound, Mr. Steamer employs a deodorizing enzyme treatment to eliminate bacteria and remove odors.
Groupon holders can choose to take 25% off additional deodorizing and protecting services. One of ten scent options can replace the pungent perfumes of children, pets, and ceiling-fan oil changes. Further, to prevent carpets from hoarding contaminants, the Scotchguard carpet protector can re-enforce fibers with an invisible coating that repels spills and helps to thwart the plans of future stains.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only in southeast PA. Not valid for moving of furniture. 300 sq. ft. limit per room. L-shaped and combined rooms are considered 2 rooms. Must use in 1 visit. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.