Tastier than frozen water and healthier than frozen butter, frozen yogurt is poised to capture the heart of a nation and storm the airwaves of celebrity blogs. With today's deal, $5 gets you $10 worth of chilly, tarty frozen yogurt at Mr. Yogato, the Jacksonville Beach slinger of concupiscent curds. Though Mr. Yogato offers a handful of humiliating ways to receive additional discounts, your Groupon gets you the frozen goodness free of embarrassment and shame.

This colorful parlor of non-fat treats allows you to enjoy your creamy dessert as you did in childhood: free from weighty worries and calmed by a steadfast belief in unicorns. Offering trivia games, sing-a-longs, and a question of the day, this fro-yo shop is a fun and sweet hangout for area teetotalers or a refreshing stop on your company pub crawl. Mr. Yogato offers two original flavors of yogurt (tangy and sweet) all the time, plus one or two flavors of the week and nearly 50 toppings, from fresh berries, mango, and melons to gummi bears, mochi, and Cracker Jacks. Yogurt ranges from $3 to $5, and toppings are $1 for one, $1.50 for two, and $1.75 for three, though some, including chocolate syrup, basil, and red-bean paste, are on the house. Cover your cooled cream in a cloak of coconut, Teddy Grahams, and blackberries, or mix up your mango with copious chocolate chips and a drizzle of complimentary olive oil.

Frozen yogurt is a healthy alternative to ice cream and full-on frozen lard. Mr. Yogato uses natural fruit sugar, just like monkeys eat, and in addition to containing no fat, it is packed with lactobacillus bifidus, a friendly bacteria that aids digestion. Because of fro-yo's natural bacteria, many lactose-intolerant people can indulge without regret, even on first or last dates. In addition to the health benefits, frozen yogurt stands up to room temperature better than ice cream, so slow eaters can savor every swallow.

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Reviews

Three Google Maps users give Mr. Yogato five stars, and here's what a healthy-food-minded Examiner has to say:

• Mr. Yogato is perhaps the most fun and unique frozen yogurt location in Jacksonville. Whether it's answering a trivia question, moonwalking, or bursting into song... – Jenna Pack, Examiner
• Everything tastes amazing! Fresh fruit and creamy frozen yogurt. If that doesn't get you to come in you gotta check out the wacky topping you can choose (hot sauce, olive oil, old bay, balsamic vinaigrette). – Evan, Google Maps
• What a great place for frozen yogurt! I can't believe how many toppings they had (cocoa pebbles and fresh strawberries are the best). There was a great selection of frozen yogurt flavors, but tangy is my personal favorite. – Stephanie, Google Maps