While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour massage (up to a $70 value) from Nadine Fulle, LMT, a certified stressorcist that services guests in East Aurora.

Flee holiday hordes during a relaxing respite at Nadine's private studio, where she administers a range of molding modalities including Swedish, deep tissue, foot, and facial/scalp massage. As a certified, licensed massage therapist, Nadine knows how to knead knots into flowing muscle and will happily tailor any session to the client’s individual needs. For stress relief or a speedy recovery, this one-hour escape affords visitors the chance to accomplish their mental, physical, and horizontal goals.