Stale cookies, while still full of flavor, may become hazardous projectiles during heated arguments about who left the cookie jar open. Keep doughy disks fresh and harmless with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two-dozen freshly baked cookies from Nanny's Cookies in Wichita (a $25 value).

Nanny's Cookies delivers homemade confections directly to customers' front doors. Cookie connoisseurs can line their delivery boxes with two different types of cookies, such as sugar, chocolate chip, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin, and peanut-butter chocolate chip, as well as sugar-free options. Rather than mixing and matching, sweets shoppers must order each flavor of crumpet competitor to a full dozen. After plucking the goods fresh from the oven, Nanny's Cookies packages and delivers orders so that patrons never need to leave the comforts of their own wall-to-wall mattress-and-blanket forts.