If grapes could talk, they'd recount their dreams, the first time they got plucked, and the first time they felt victimized by nature's rumor mill—the vine. Taste the tales of the grape with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine and liquors at Napa Valley Liquors, located in Otsego. This Groupon is not valid toward beer.

Napa Valley Liquors' cellars overflow with a cornucopia of more than 600 different rare and craft wines, with a grape-savvy staff to fill noggins with juicy tidbits about each bottle of vino. Sip on a crisp Dijon Clones chardonnay, which tantalizes tastebuds with its light and airy essence ($27.99), or wash esophagi with a Beaucanon cabernet sauvignon ($24.99). Napa Valley Liquors also stocks a diverse selection of spirits, including Svedka vodka, ideal for crafting cocktails named after Swedish pop stars ($19.99/1.5L). Napa Valley's grape-juice gurus stand on guard to answer any queries regarding any of the shop's Dionysian delights, as well as suggest food pairings to avoid undesirable meals, such as accompanying a robust pork chop with a less-outgoing sauvignon blanc or pairing a red wine with a Supreme Court–themed fruit snack.