While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $44, you get a facelift massage and a thermal palm back massage at Naples Massage Therapy (an $89 value).

Naples Massage Therapy's licensed, certified massage therapist Dori Stephens kneads knotted muscles using techniques that range from time-tested Swedish and deep-tissue modalities to treatments targeted to golf injuries and specific body areas. The new anti-aging bellanina facelift massage caresses facial fabric and its skeletal support beams with acupressure, lymphatic drainage, and contouring strokes for 60 minutes, and botanical products cleanse, exfoliate, and moisturize the skin until it looks young enough to get past the bouncer at the city's hottest build-a-bear workshops. A basic head, neck, shoulder, foot, and hand massage forcibly evacuates stress from the body's most frequently used extremities after its forked tail. Once annoyed scowls have been softened into blissful grins, Dori slaps some soft heat pouches onto the palms of her hands and spends the next 30 minutes warming back muscles.